After months of tending to something SO much more important than politics, I look up only to find Canada has again descended into a full flag-waving idiocracy. In the U.S. it’s the Karens who sank the ship, in Canada it’ll surely be the insufferable Colleens. Everywhere, a nattering mass of sanctimonious nitwits keep making grand declarations about “retaliation”. Take software for example and the cloud. Morpheus said it best -“You think that’s air you’re breathing?”. Assholes, that software you’re using is American and it runs on servers in America. That cloud into which you upload and stream everything is – American. The U.S.A. holds all the cards, you will NOT “retaliate” successfully.
You and the Canadian government access the cloud and all that software at the leisure of American tech companies. It (and your Tesla) could all be turned off by a simple Trump Executive action. The Canadian government would immediately be left holding a notepad and pencil to rebuild itself. You were warned for decades that Canada was entirely dependent on U.S. commercial software and infrastructure yet, you did not care. You just kept voting for politicians who also did not care. Now, you pretend you can “elbow” the U.S. economy while lamenting your woes on Instagram or Facebook? You’re insufferable idiots.
And I say all I got
Just Like You, Viagra Boys, Track 5 on Street Worms (Deluxe Edition) 2019
Is this shirt on my back
And my never-ending hate for this completely fucked up society
Yeah this fucked up society…
So Canadians are losing their minds theses days because Canadians are simply the worst…. They fill museums with massive oil paintings of British officers who murdered, raped and burned families alive to suppress The American Revolution and establish Canada as Britain’s “proud and strong” resource colony. These officers were given rank and title by wealth and Canadians still love a gold-plated twerp like Mark Carney willing to swoop in and rule them like an unqualified King. Later, these same British officers were murdered by their own men but, Canadians don’t want to face up to that historic truth. Canadians just want flags, hockey and lies.
The first Ontarian settlers were German Presbylutherans who perfected the rectocephalic intellectual process of “upper” Canada. Their Premier Doug Ford recently threatened to cut power to the U.S. in retaliation for Trump’s tariffs. Days later, he spoke to Trump on the phone. If Trump was smart, he threatened to travel to Michigan and rip the Alberta-Ontario-Québec pipeline out of the ground with his own bare hands. Needless to say, Ford changed his mind. Only David Eby the Premier of British Columbia could top this stupidity by actually revoking a tax rebate on Teslas while simultaneously espousing his “green” values.
The founders of the first New Brunswick business community were also German descendants in majority. They sliced New Brunswick away from Nova Scotia in 1784 with a desire to enrich themselves without the interference of Nova Scotia’s strong American ties. Last month, their Premier Susan Holt visited the White House with a larger group of Canadian Premiers intent on objecting to Trump’s tariffs. She wore LEGGINGS AS PANTS with a red plaid sport coat, to the White House! She looked like a blackjack dealer from a failing 1985 strip mall casino!
Needless to say, no one of consequence talked to them in Washington. The Premiers went home empty-handed. Holt’s fashion choice foreshadowed her disastrous response to Trump’s tariffs. New Brunswick, like Ontario, is set to suffer the greatest hit from these tariffs yet, she has nothing, no plan. What is Holt’s focus? Elon Musk derangement. Holt also suggested “retaliation” and while listing targets she actually referred to -“Tesla and other American companies looking to do us harm…” yet no one in New Brunswick had the sense to object.
In fact, there are absolutely ZERO American companies looking to “do harm” to New Brunswick or Canada. There is only Trump attempting to save America from financial doom with an unconventional tariff strategy. That’s it. America is going broke and Trump believes he must attempt assymetrical solutions to fix it or die trying. If the return of American manufacturing benefits U.S. industries, that’s not malice towards Canada you’re seeing, it’s relief. American manufacturers and American workers have been hurting for decades. This is their only hope.
Tariffs on Canadian aluminum for example may actually save the U.S. aluminum industry which was gored by globalist policies of the past. That’s good news for American workers. If you hate that the actions of one American President may directly benefit countless American workers, you should probably GO FUCK YOURSELF. Even union leaders who campaigned for Kamala Harris are now praising Trump’s tariffs. The U.S. has every right to do what is best for America and American workers. The United States Of America owes you and Canada – NOTHING.
Stage four Trump-Musk derangement sufferers might be comforted to know that Trump dies before the end of April in several universes. Then again, we may be in that universe where he lives well into his 90’s and his tariffs actually succeed in saving America. Only time will tell. The Harambe timeline is unpredictable. In every universe only one truth remains constant, Trump’s tariffs outlive him. This tariff strategy is not merely Trump’s whim, it’s the future of American right-wing politics. Ground wars will end (for a period) but economic warfare will become sophisticated and ruthless. As usual China is decades ahead and the U.S. is racing to catch up, yadda yadda you already know this.
Meanwhile, I refuse to let myself give a shit about Canadian politics ever again. EKOS is now using people’s vaccine status to skew their polls and usurping a whole election in the process. No one cares. I built my whole life around independence and self-reliance. Everything I could possibly want in life, I already have. So, good luck Canada! You’re gonna need it! I’ll get back to the best part of life now, I don’t want to miss a minute as days get long and snows begin to melt.
