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Touched By Fire

I simply cannot be the only person who lurks real estate listings for the laughs. At times it’s just a giggle but sometimes it’s prolonged howling laughter. Setting aside the usual horror, the thrill of discovery lurks in the smallest of details. Remember that every image shown here was posted by a real estate agent looking to sell the house. That, in and of itself, is hilarious. Keep this in mind…

My favourite one this month beautifully listed as “Touched By Fire”…
Don’t worry, I’m sure grandma is feeling fine and will soon get back to hanging those curtains…
You have to adore the exquisite laziness of painting around the bed. Note the asbestos tiles.
More asbestos tiles. Tough to beat the horrific palette of a handyman’s dream. Is that original framed art?
It’s a formal living room but you could easily make it your dream kitchen…
Depressing bachelor pad? No, the adult diapers on the chair really pull the room together.
In art school this is titled “Banal Pastiche With Dead Rascal”.